I have a case of the Mondays! Anyone else? I blame my stupidity over the weekend. I got a little overzealous with my workout regimen. The first mistake was going to the gym with a particularly hot friend of mine and then getting pier pressured into taking an hour-long weight training class instead of my usual sweet little cardio routine. Apparently there are muscles in my body that I NEVER use. Particularly all of them. I can't move! My fingers, however are still working properly, so I can still type this recap for you. Hooray!
Andy starts today's show with a Video Monologue entitled The Secret 'Liberal Playbook' in which he explains how liberals are able to ‘tax and spend,’ and how their policies lead to fiscal disaster. The bottom line? California is a disaster and the entire US could follow suit if Obama is re-elected. Andy takes your calls. Former Pentagon Official Michael Rubin joins Andy to discuss Bill Clinton's failed chance to kill Osama Bin Laden and an update on Egypt. Kony's top general is captured. John Goodman is sentenced to 16 years in prison.
Mike Walker from the National Enquirer calls in for his weekly Entertainment Report. Learn about Rielle Hunter's threesome with Molly Ringwald, Michelle Obama wants her own TV show and hates Oprah Winfrey, Gayle King's $10 million tell-all book. Also, Howard Stern on America's Got Talent, Tom Cruise hand selects his daughter's Scientology husband, and OJ Simpson has a mini-stroke in prison. If you love gossip, you'll love this segment. Next, it's everyone's favorite time of the day! Bizarre News with Producer Miranda!! A Phoenix man hits the $1 million jackpot six times, a diner is arrested after protesting the sudden end of an all-you-can-eat fish fry, and Playboy not-so-politely turns down Tanning Mom.
Next, James Hirsen joins Andy to talk politics in the media. Find out why Michelle Obama hates Oprah Winfrey. Did Obama supporters offer to bribe Rev. Jeremiah Wright to keep him quiet? And Bill Clinton calling Obama an amateur. Wade Davis, National Geographic Explorer and famed author of The Serpent and the Rainbow, comes on the show to talk about his new book Into the Silence.
I hope you enjoyed today's show! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to do the Robot to my car. [ow, ooo, eek]