In today's Video Monologue, Andy examines the Indiana, Wisconsin, and West Virginia races from last night. He also discusses ex-presidents' taxpayer-funded perks. In 2011 alone, they used $3.7 million in taxpayer money to pay for their postage, phone bills, and offices. How do you feel about this? Andy takes your calls on the subject. Left-leaning attorney Justin Leto joins Andy to talk about the hilarious John Travolta sexual harassment lawsuits, Gary Coleman's estate, and a curious case of forced motor-boating. (shudder)
In Hour 2, Military Expert Mike Breen calls in to discuss the defense spending cuts, peace with the Taliban, and the debate on "torture." Next, our favorite tech guru Erik Lanigan comes on the show to talk all things tech. They cover the cyber attack on US gas pipelines, AT&T regrets unlimited data allowance, why Andy thinks Four Square is awful, and Apple launching a new game console. Next, Andy tells the story of a Maryland man who will be the first person ever to get down on his knees and kiss the parking regulations handbook.
Hour 3 opens up with the one and only Producer Miranda dishing out some Bizarre News! They start the segment by announcing that Britney Spears signed a $15 million deal with 'X Factor.' Personally, I think that takes the bizarre news cake today, but I will keep my comments to myself because I know if Miranda, a Britney lover, is reading this she will be turning red in the face with anger. Don't worry, boss lady, I'm moving on! The tanning mom is banned from local tanning salons. How much do you want to bet she moves? Burglars steal $4K worth of sex toys, and a Japanese underwear firm has invented an ice bra designed to keep women cool. Dan Holler joins Andy to talk about last night's races, John Edwards speechwriter testifying against him, and Obama tweeting to your mom on Mother's Day. Hypocrisy Alert! - Chris Matthews praises Obama for bailing out Ford when it's well known that Ford never accepted money from the government.
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