It's not everyday that Andy starts his show with a Where Are They Now? segment, but today he makes an exception for his Video Monologue: The Final Four GOP Candidates - Where Are They Now? Here, Andy gives you an update on each candidate who made it to the final four of this exciting and tumultuous GOP race. First, Andy predicts that Romney will win all five states that are voting tonight, securing his role as the Republican candidate to run against Obama in November. Next, there's Rick Santorum who, after bowing out of the race two weeks ago, is reemerging into the media spotlight tonight on Piers Morgan. Will he endorse Romney? On a side note, amidst all the research we do for the show, I somehow ended up on Rick Santorum's email blast address book and consequently received an email from his team today...still asking for donations! Moving on, Ron Paul still thinks he has a chance of winning. Awe. Lastly, Newt Gingrich has announced that he will reassess his campaign after tonight's primaries and gets nipped by a penguin at the zoo! Andy bashes Sean Penn. Wendy Feldman, our prison and criminal justice expert joins Andy to discuss the death penalty. In November, the death penalty will be on the ballot in California. Andy and Wendy strongly disagree on this issue and take calls from listeners who feel passionate about it.
Tariq Malik, Editor of Space.com calls in to discuss the billionaire-backed asteroid mining venture. He knows all kinds of neat-o space facts like why it's easier to land a robot on an asteroid than it is on the moon. What exactly are they looking for inside these asteroids and what are the chances of failure? Rosie O'Donnell insults Lindsay Lohan on the Today Show. Thanks to our great postal service, a post card arrives 60 years later. Next, your favorite sassy pants (sorry, Boss!) Producer Miranda joins Andy in studio for Bizarre News. Together they cover a judge who pulls an 'Anthony Weiner,' a drunk driver crashes into a police blood alcohol testing van, and a husband finds his wife of 16 years on a porn site.
Tuesdays with Mitch! Constitutional Attorney Mitch Langberg comes on the show to talk about Joran van der Sloot's extradition. Also, a woman is fired from her job after giving up her kidney for her boss! And of course they cover the death penalty vote in California. Andy takes more calls on this heated subject and argues with anyone who thinks the death penalty should go. To wrap the show, Andy welcomes tech gossip blogger for Gawker.com and veteran journalist Ryan Tate to talk about his book, The 20% Doctrine. In his book, Ryan explains why many companies find it beneficial to give their employees a little time each day to break the rules.
That's all for today! Time for me to go home, yay! If you want to listen to Andy's voice while you fall asleep tonight, do so here at your own risk. Sweet dreams! Mwah-ha-ha-haaa...